Your Special Flea Offer!
After consultation with the cast and crew of our amazing flea circus, we are able to offer a special offer for our new project to those interested in having us coming to your special event.
As a hint, you wont have to provide your own dog or cat to look after the fleas.
We guarantee you a fun event! By inviting us to your event you wont have to start planning everything "from scratch"
Some Flea Jokes
What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!
What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito!
What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
Robert E Flea!
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
What do you call a cheerful flea?
A hop-timist!
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
Shot it!
What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
Shall we walk home or take a dog?
What did the romantic flea say?
I love you aw-flea!
How to fleas travel?
Itch hiking!
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!
Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar!
As a hint, you wont have to provide your own dog or cat to look after the fleas.
We guarantee you a fun event! By inviting us to your event you wont have to start planning everything "from scratch"
Some Flea Jokes
What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!
What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito!
What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
Robert E Flea!
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
What do you call a cheerful flea?
A hop-timist!
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
Shot it!
What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
Shall we walk home or take a dog?
What did the romantic flea say?
I love you aw-flea!
How to fleas travel?
Itch hiking!
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!
Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar!